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Old sheep you're a humble thing, from when the
world was new.
Almighty gave us many things, thank God he thought of
you.
We don't know when your life began, not mentioned in the Ark,
We
didn't know you were around,
until the dogs did bark.
We talk of
persecution, and wicked things we do,
They never think to mention, the
torment done to you.
I've seen you born in millions, or sometimes just a
few.
I wonder where we'd be today, If it wasn't for the Ewe.
When first
you're born you are forlorn, On shaky legs that's new.
Look out old sheep
your lamb's at stake,
they're all out after you.
The Wedge Tailed Eagle,
one mile up,
can take it in a stride.
And Jack the Crow is always
there,
he hasn't any pride.
The old bitch Fox is hungry,
and the Dingo
they're not new.
Domesticated dogs are bad, they'll put it in the
stew.
And if the grass is green and sweet, and water is close by.
At nine
weeks old a sight behold, although it's rather shy.
If you think it's lucky, you have missed the mark a mile.
It hasn't even
started life, you will have to wait awhile.
So we put them to a muster, and
take them to a yard.
This is sometimes very easy,
and sometimes awful
hard.
For it has been said they have no head,
It should be on their
rear.
What others said won't be read,
nor will be stated here.
So it's
over the rails and off with their tails,
all of them done in a row.
Ear
marked, castrated, mulesed,
and tarred as off they go.
Look out old sheep
you've lost it again.
And you know it's all up to you,
but all over blood,
perhaps out in the mud,
you may win, I just hope you do.
Through dust
storms, drought and no feed about,
and water has gone by the way.
And down
by the creek old Goanna is sleek,
He's getting fat so they say.
Look out
old sheep the mud is deep,
and you're likely to fall to his prey.
So down
comes the rain there's mud on the plain,
they are bogging out there every
day.
So make your way out, To the sand hills about,
Some will, and some
won't no doubt.
For there's just nothing left in the drought.
It's clear
overhead, and back in the shed,
all done by some big rouseabout,
Dogged,
Bogged sometimes flogged,
Some with their eyes gouged out,
Shorn, dumped
belted and bashed,
Jumped on, cut, sewed up and tarred.
Teeth knocked out,
shoulders broken,
Rams and red eyed weathers bared.
Kicked out the chute
by a great big boot,
till the pen is smothering full.
Put down the race to
be branded,
after they have taken the wool.
Look out old sheep, there's no
guts on the heap.
They want a killer today,
so just dodge about, miss the
big rouseabout,
and you might just get away.
by D H Johnson.
From the book "Horsemen Bold".
OUR TIN POT NAVY so THEY SAID in 1914 Sydney in
the first World War 1
In 1914 German cruisers were cut loose
and Emden she was one…………….…(fired
38lb shells)
the indian ocean she did for hunting choose
and 9 ships were
sunk by gun…….
Then she sailed and shelled Madras , I say
captured 10 more ships, when
off Ceylon…
Penang harbour a night visit,… hey!
sank Frog and Ruski
warships, and was gone ….(Emden was daring!)
November 8, morse code it said… strange ship a passing there,
out near
cocos island, the German raider caused a stir
Cruiser Sydney she raced west
at 25 knots or more
And sighted wily Emden who opened fire for sure
Sydney
took 15 hits before, she then hit back …..(with 100lb shells)
blew away her
steering gear and knocked her funnels flat (emden)
.. ………..demise………..
The Scrap Iron Flotilla they said in 1940
Light Cruiser Sydney in World War 2
Light Cruiser Sydney had some 6 inch guns
she met Italians in the
med.
sank destroyer Espero not for fun
in nineteen forty, yes its
said
17th july Sydney was on patrol, when,
she was called into a fight
2
Italian cruisers waited, then,
sprung some pommy destroyers in flight
Yes Sydney came to even up
the poms out gunned for sure
when she
arrived with blazing guns
the Italians run for shore
Bande Nere and Colleoni rushed a bit
made smoke to get away
Band Nere
then she took a funnel hit
as Sydney passed her way
Collenoni then she wore the brunt
stopped dead by Sydney's shell
so
Band Nere escaped the hunt
Sydney's out of ammo… well?.:)
But if you live by the sword you die by the sword
cunning German's had
their day
Sydney met a ship with hidden guns aboard
Raider Kormoran made
her play
Koroman she hid behind a Dutch flag
and when Sydney came in range
………a.sitting duck
she fired first, jerked down the rag……...old navy
trick
two equals did exchange………………….similar guns…
Though mortally wounded Sydney, still,
had some guns to fire,
x turret
still fired with a bitter will
burnt Kornoran …'the liar'…….Don
Johnson
……….demise of both……….
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COUNTRY VERSE
To bounce backto the top?
PERHAPS THE OLD SYSTEM WORKED
Oh 50 years passed by with the flick of an eye
and our people got so soft
don't you see
Back in the fifties people worked oh so hard
just to bring
home the bacon for ye
Well the machines oh they came and the work it all went
till there was
nothing to do don't you see
it was better back then when the kids had respect
for their elders who sired them with glee
Oh the people grow fat for there's nothing to do
no crowbar or shovel for
ye
No sweat of the brow of a days work well done
and a cold beer at sunset
for me….
Minority groups have stuffed up the world
full of great ideas so they
think
So now the kids are out of control
anarchy comes to the bar for a
drink…)
Oh I got the cane at school yes too right..
teachers got some respect just
from me..
I didn't steal cars & didn't do time
and im drugs and
alcohol free???
SOMETHING WORKED THEN……..Don Johnson
When just a lad Clive often thought,
of the best job for the city
bred,
he'd spring a job with a hooker sort,
and he'd work from under her
bed.
When they'd ask he'd say "I'm the bump up man,
I lurk beneath her
bed,
and when it's out of steam she's ran,
I hoist her ass
instead."
Clive got the idea while in the pub,
when the boys said "would he
dare",
ask the massage parlour madam for a five dollar rub,
got a slap
from the bouncer there.
so now he sticks to farming bee's ,
they sting more than they slap,
the
bump up man has smokers wheese,
the bees don't give a crap....
Clive does swedish massage now in Brisbane Australia 07-32082362
by D
Johnson
so you're bound to catch a new one
if you cast the rope just right
to saddle up mount and ride
all
through the starry night
No need to bloody worry mate
if the sticks don't fit just right?
how did they get in your underpants?
guess the crows did build at night?
...................................
Or no good worrying till the crows build a nest in your
ass :)
Don Johnson....
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(deadwood dick US Western Cowboy paperback)...
Some time had passed his eye did cast
Saw the car just passing by
The
grader lurched the driver smirked
And the car began
to fly
It landed hard in a cloud of dust
The people cursed and swore
Clive thought "that got rid of the rust!"
But still couldn't get off the floor
So he hung there his foot in the air
And did his best to explain
The
air was blue with language rare
As they drove off to
catch the train
Don Johnson
Now Badass-Frank he weren't a yank
He was Canadiannnnnn.
He didn't
like the burglar Hank.
He'd stuff him up again!
Old Hank arrived at quarter to 5.
With jimmy bar and bag...
He
sidled up to a window Clive
. And stopped to have a
fag....:)
He didn't see the electric wire
A pulsing in the dark
He felt
the spark his voice got higher
As the live window
left its mark
The "ac line" said Frank "was fine
For robbers in the dark"..
He'd
screwed hot wire to the window frame
With the
cutout switch in park?
Oh the coppers came said you're to blame
You near killed poor burglar Hank
He's having you up on "kill and maim"
Frank laughed "it turned his crank.....:)"
Old Frank rethunk "bout here's a thought"
Use the elecric fence for same...
Used 20 thousand volts for sport
Delay caused Hank some pain...;-)
The timer switch it was a bitch
As Hank crawled through the frame
The power switched Hank danced a bit
Till his gonads were enflamed
The coppers said "no he aint dead
He might never be the same
His
hair is frizzed his face is red
You ought to be
ashamed
..... NOPE hehehe....D Johnson
>>>Yes i've wandered cross the country
>>>where the roos can die of thirst
>>>and the rivers often dry up
>>>and the ground cracks like a curse
>>>where you watch the storms a coming
>>>but they dont bring bloody rain
>>>the wind has treetops humming
>>>left to scratch yer head again
>>Oh the years they pass so slowly
without the hiss of rain
though
you listen to the tin roof
will it ever rain
again?
a willy willy passes through
about 100 yards across
sheets
of iron in the twister too
just our roof says the
boss
2 years of drought and the rain it comes
and buckets down for days
fills
up all the empty drums
in this grey and murky
haze
oh the rivers coming down old mate
get the stock to the higher ground
they'll drown in the bottom paddock, great!
put em on the sandhill clown!
now flood does bring mosquito
in the millions they'll be found
and the sandflies eat the eyes out of the chooks
upon the ground
so we light the
smoke fires in the hope
some smoke can help a beast
for the horses are a trotting
while the mossies have their feast
Mulga bush was thick out there (18% protien stock
food)
Back in the long ago
Useless bastards bulldozed out
And the topsoil off did flow
And the stock do die in thousands
Where the mulga tree did grow
Their bones do bleach on bare red soil
Where there aint no grass to mow
Don Johnson
Deadfox Dancy looked up from his sheep ...
(so called for raffling a dead fox in the pub)
His shearing interrupted
was it
god from the devils deep
and almost spoke but
stuttered
Yyyyyyesssirrr no pissing in the shed
Got ..if you do...I'll do to you
What cannot be now uttered
I'll
jerk your chain and cook your brain
And have your
balls well buttered
Old Sam McEwan had the uniform on
His bayonet fixed and ready
Charge said Colin his sabre drawn
And the wild pigs trotted steady
Old Bill got work with Colin Ross
And met the bosses wife
He was
caught right soon
Beneath the moon
His pants around his ankles
She
looked for a bite
Of a snake or mite
And Colin sure was thankful
Bill was 65 just then and she was twenty seven
A child arrived , Colin often smiled and said it's the
will of heaven
3 years went by and Bill was spry, 3
children in the house
till someone spoke , said
Bills the bloke
and Colin flogged the louse
Bill climbed aboard his old racehorse
His stockwhip hanging coiled
Colin came to the gate no pistol mate
And lash of the whip did force
A run and a chase to the common gate
And Bill got no divorce
Of happenings in the 60s about 400 miles west of here......Brisbane.Queensland Australia
Don Johnson
To bounce backto the top?
D Johnson vk4pr
To bounce backto the top?
Lake Eliza
Out by bloody Lake Elisa lived a moody ancient
miser.
Who bemoaned his fate throughout the livelong
day.
lived further west than Isa out where the heat
and flies are.
So he plotted as he moaned "I'll find
a way?".
Oh this fellow loved a lady one Cherolyn O'Grady,
so besotted while he sauntered from insanity to mad.
For it seems she was his sister Joe O'Grady never kissed
her,
She'd run off to Coolgardie selling favours to
the sad.
Oh it seems his mind could wander,
through the desert just out yonder.
It got sunstruck when his hat it blew away.
In his youth there'd been a Rhonda.
Who'd enticed him made him fonder.
But the tribe had gone on walkabout the next day .
Though bloody none the wiser, he set out from the
Isa,
Went to Brisbane met a shiela sweet and gay.
It was down in the Valley, she had whiskers this
O'Malley,
blue round the jowls, Joe loved her
anyway.
She took him home to her place into the bedroom they
raced,
Joe's mouth it opened slackjawed in suprise
.
For it seems she wasn't dinkum through the haze of
grog he's drinking.
Saw parts of her to trade for
many lies.
This city woman strange wanted money had no
change,
Took his fifty as she pushed him out the door
.
Hooked like a dog to mange, could a wedding he
arrange?
But she dumped him anyhow the bloody whore.
So back to Lake Elisa went this sodden whinging
miser.
Drowning sorrows O.P. rum, drinking bottles by
the score,
Just a little sad but wiser, now he'd
never leave Elisa.
So he drank himself to death there
by her shore...
by Don Johnson
To bounce backto the top?
Finally it came, her turn to speak to Pickles
Graham..
She said, looking down her long nose."do you
dance Pickles?."
"No missus"
Oh she said "You must dance Pickles?" He said "Well yes
missus
I do the bullockys polka missus."
"Oh" she said pretending interest, yawning.."What is
it how does it go."
"Well said Pickles."You grab the ladies and swing
them quick
and shake them till the shit flies out of
them."
To a Maiden fair..
To slip between your creamy thighs,
to nuzzle at your breast.
to feel
your contented sighs,
as your hands do me caress,
the best of all the natural highs,
with you i'm surely blessed
D Johnson
Bronco Don Johnson and Bally Watson
Oh they speak of Bally Watson and the Dirran boys
don’t laugh
Yet they tell in whispers how his ear was
shot in half
Old Bronco Don had shot him for everyone
to see
Witnesses could not be found though the
coppers asked all three
Bally he bolted, drove fast to get away
For a bullet had his number, safer up old Mitchell
way
Yes it was in the fifties an old soldier got a
win
Don was locked up for the night for the drunken
driving sin?
Don had been to Kokoda and the Middle East war too
He was quick on the trigger mate and never missed, they
knew.
A mob had come to bash him, back in nineteen
forty five
Don’s down the stairs a shooting quick,
they were glad to be alive?
7 years had come and gone, Bally appeared they say
Sent word he wanted to see old Don out the Culgoa river
way
Mark John went as backup a rifle in his hand
Mark did cover the drovers, shoot low was the
command.
Bally got no permission was told to stay away
Just bypass the town is what old Don did say
So Bally is known throughout the west
the earmark worn by him
The
“Sheriff” really did his best
To make his ear hole
ring…
When you get a car door slammed on your head ?
Broken cheek bone!
You might get
tempted to shoot a man dead ?…perhaps.. ..Don Johnson
Some of the Soldiers who came back from the hell of
the Kokoda Trail New Guinea 1942,
were known to to
use a gun very quick to sort out their problems.
They called
it "casting fear"
Don
Johnson
To bounce backto the top?
This place deserted in a swamp
held one surprise or two
round a
corner what's that hump
a crocodile's brown hue
...
I somehow knew he'd let me pass
three strides his length did measure
he said the cows don't eat our grass
no meat for me displeasure...
As I passed I spied a tag
upon
his tail that wagged
1994 released it said
"I'm free" of course he bragged...
On looking back just now I know
he never spoke a word
the
thoughts within my mind did flow
his accent slightly
slurred...
I passed from sight into a room
and spoke to someone there
we
both agreed the croc did need
the meat of cows done
rare...
On my return the croc did speak
"No cows for me tonight
The lost
children I must eat
I don't want to its not
right."...
He slipped away across the hall
where children wandered lost
a
meal or two stopped hungers call
much pain the croc
did cost...
A dog
did bark and I did wake
as running footsteps fall
the sound that only children make
no crocodiles at all......
A dream Chris remembered & related to me?
Brisbane ph 07 32883532
This is a long shot, if you were born Sandra Hartmann
perhaps you can relate to the verse below???
I am looking for the son the lady had in 1969.
Thank you very much ...
sincerely
yours ...Don
Sandra Hartmann???
Met her on the Balmoral tram in 68 or 9
She was short and sweet our eyes did lock
Dark hair, she'd brought some wine
We came together once sublime and then she went
away.
Our fate to meet, a child to make, & parted
from that day.
A boy was born in 69 perhaps an adopted fate,
where is he now this Dan or Nathan maybe 28?
Don Johnson
Joe
White.So Dick White he then set off, with brothers Joe and
Charlie too.
They rode due west three states they'd
cross,
till Broome came into view.
Dick's wife and kids by ship did pass,
then on to Broome by overland.
Joe
left Dick there safe at last,
rode east through desert
sand.
Joe and Charlie back they came,
through the land that worked the horse.
They'd throw scrubbers, brumbies they were game,
horse breakers yes of course.
They'd throw a brumby on his side,
quickly lugged his head by force.
Would saddle up and mount and ride,
and coax him home a horse.
Joe
entered the open campdraft mate,
with a wee small
handicap.
Left his bridle and girth straps on the
gate,
won the Mungindi cup old chap.
Joe's brumby runners one was Dan,
at Glenrowan hadn't died.
Alex
Wilkie chased as off they ran,
and Moffat he could
ride.
The legend lives of Joe this man,
true master of the horse.
The
drovers talked of him and Dan,
and Hippy yes of
course.
Joe White and Dan Kelly were running brumbies near
Mungindi at Mugan Station in 1900.
This fact was well
known in the Mungindi & Hebel border towns.
Steve
Hart had also escaped the fire at Glenrowan.........
by Don Johnson
Jump back to the index
I know you've heard
the story, of the Kellys, how they fell.
At Glenrowan
Dan and Steve, were said to die as well.
Well listen to
me friend, and a true story I will tell,
How Dan and
Steve the youngsters, escaped that fiery hell.
Ned
Kelly had said to them, I'll cover your escape,
go
north to Sydney you young men, I'll stay to meet my fate.
Two of their saddle horses, were never to be found,
just Ned and Joe's two mounts were there,
The rest were northward bound.
Two
horses they were ridden hard, to dodge the traps with care.
Steve and Dan's two horses travelled well, two riders they
did bear.
So they went with remount horses, from Sydney
town my friend.
By ship they left the country, to India
and then.
The Boer war it got going hard, so a hand
they went to lend.
Stand by your mates is what they
said, on this you may depend.
The war came and they
soldiered on, of death they had no fear.
For no one
waited to care for them, or to shed a tear.
They fought
the Boer at his own game, and made him pay quite dear.
They thought his war was pretty tame, and drank his laager
beer.
A Journalist confronted them, the Kelly gang old
mate.
He changed his mind on who they were, His death
he said could wait.
The War was over and they came
back,to the Aussie bush once more.
Liked the solitude
upon the track, down near the Dungel bore.
Young Steve
and Dan they did ride north,
rode right across the
state .
Stayed with the Whites of Mungindi, then came
to Queensland mate.
Joe White took them brumby running,
and taught them of the trade.
On how to catch the
brumby horse, to read the tracks he made.
They knew Joe
from days they'd spent at Sydney's horse sales too.
When buying mounts they'd met him there, he always sold a
few.
The General he did tell them, of safe places that
he knew.
Of Thunderbolt and of his haunts,
of a people good and true.
They
soon found work they did so well,
breaking horses for
their pay.
And they met together secretly, but never in
the light of day.
Dan Kelly with some humour, took a
new name right away.
From an Irish highway man, the
notorious Jack O'day.
And Steve Hart the bushranger, of him to you I'll
tell,
he became Fred Layton horse breaker, and station
hand as well.
Another used Dan Kellys name, in Brisbane
he did find.
That his pockets they might maybe fill?
his mouth with low grade wine.
J Ryan a first cousin knew, the Kelly saga well,
this gardener grew in stature too,
when Dan's story he did tell.
He
got his story into print, as the papers surely tell,
of
his claim to the Kelly name,
did they line his pockets
well?
His accidental death, run down,
came quickly to him mate.
The train
he met near Ipswich town,
has signed and sealed his
fate.
J Ryan has gone ahead, to meet Gabriel at the
gate.
Dan's legend lives, but died with him.
He was no Kelly mate.
Ned by his
subtle quote so rare,
Spoke of Dan Kelly's fate,
Three of the Gang some thought died there,
Ned knew how two escaped.
When the
train did past Glenrowan go,
Prison chains Ned had to
wear,
They heard him say of his mate Joe,
"a good man had died there".
Yes here we are in the great south land,